The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
True college students do jello shots in the library
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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