R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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