looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
Randomize
