; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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