bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
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