Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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