I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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