My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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