i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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