Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I can feel your judgement through the phone
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