that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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