We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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