Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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