that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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