My hair reeks of homosexuality.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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