Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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