she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Randomize
