Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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