it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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