if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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