It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I wish they made helmets for livers.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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