fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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