So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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