It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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