They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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