Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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