You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
