I'm lost and stupid without you.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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