friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I'm determined to sit on that face.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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