your thong is hanging out like whoa
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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