i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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