we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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