its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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