Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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