Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I can't trust your balls anymore.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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