I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
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