Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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