your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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