I cannot find my penis.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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