OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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