I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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