Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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