Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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