and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
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