i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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