Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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