Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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