There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
she woke up with a sticky ear
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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