She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i just wanna soil my oats bro
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
I think i got beer on your cat.
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