he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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